Finally, on The Apprentice: business plans, elevator pitches, and one long seduction lesson. Week Twelve of The Apprentice found the “entrepreneurial elite” whittled down to the Not So Fantastic Four. Brainy Tom would be a shoo-in for the role of… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: hot pies, cold nachos and a lukewarm reception. “Melody was lost for words,” shrieked recapper Mark Halliley at the beginning of Week Eleven of The Apprentice. Just moments after we relived Ms Hossaini’s crushing disappointment,… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: blarney in the market, a coup in the kitchen and bluster in the boardroom. Pay attention, because Week Ten of The Apprentice was a bit difficult to understand. According to Lord Sugar it was all… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: snapping from Zoe, sharing with Jim and “innovating” from Melody Week Nine of The Apprentice looked as though it might be a new spin on the (Not-So-) Great British Bake-Off. Instead of the perky Sue… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: Susan is immature, Melody is intractable and Leon is impressed. In last year’s series of The Apprentice Stella English showed us that “taking one for the team” can involve donning a bikini and turning a… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: lucky fish, fat cats and a nasty sting in the tale. Fur-arri, Pet-Eat, Fur-Play, Cat-Size. Week Five of BBC1’s The Apprentice was so chock full of puns and (would-be) double entendres that this blog practically… Continue Reading →
This week on The Apprentice: a “verbal bashing” for Chris, “mental torture” for Joanna and a third-nipple tweaking for Jamie. Who could forget the sausage-making task that kicked off this year’s series of The Apprentice? Discord, confusion and gleaming heaps… Continue Reading →
Guardian reader “Anduin” has threatened to eat his/her big hat if Stuart Baggs wins The Apprentice. From where I’m sitting, Anduin, you’d better stock up on the bicarbonate of soda, because I think the lad is in with a shout…. Continue Reading →
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