Tag Zoe Beresford

A Recipe for Disaster

This week on The Apprentice: snapping from Zoe, sharing with Jim and “innovating” from Melody Week Nine of The Apprentice looked as though it might be a new spin on the (Not-So-) Great British Bake-Off. Instead of the perky Sue… Continue Reading →

French Rejection

This week on The Apprentice: Susan is immature, Melody is intractable and Leon is impressed. In last year’s series of The Apprentice Stella English showed us that “taking one for the team” can involve donning a bikini and turning a… Continue Reading →

24 Carat Sold

This week on The Apprentice: Jim passes the buck, Susan sits on the fence and Natasha avoids the booby prize. It’s Week Seven of The Apprentice and I’m still pining for Stuart Baggs and his much-vaunted “field of ponies”. But… Continue Reading →

An Offer You Can't Refuse

This week on The Apprentice: steel toe-caps, a copper mountain, and turning garbage into gold. “What is wrong with the name Logic? It’s just doomed.” Melody Hossaini summed up the frustration of being part of the The Apprentice’s equivalent of… Continue Reading →

Barking Up the Wrong Tree

This week on The Apprentice: lucky fish, fat cats and a nasty sting in the tale. Fur-arri, Pet-Eat, Fur-Play, Cat-Size. Week Five of BBC1’s The Apprentice was so chock full of puns and (would-be) double entendres that this blog practically… Continue Reading →

Three-Minute Blunder

This week on The Apprentice: Leon comes out of his shell, Tom does the sums and Natasha talks strategy. Did The Apprentice producers have a shopping list when they hired their latest batch of recruits from Central Casting? A couple… Continue Reading →

Savoy Kerfuffle

This week on The Apprentice: crushed ice, broken dreams and a heap of Belgian waffles. “Creme tangerine and Montélimar A ginger sling with a pineapple heart” The latest Apprentice treasure hunt failed to turn up any of the items of… Continue Reading →

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